In my next life, I am going to come back as a cat or a dog. Especially an indoor cat or indoor dog. I would not want to be an old alley cat or junkyard dog. Nope...I want to come back as one of these guys. This would be my daily schedule....1. Get up off the nice, warm, comfy, king sized down comforter in the morning.
2. Stroll down the hallway to the kitchen where I will find a nice clean bowl of chilled water waiting for me and a completely full bowl of food in case I need a nibble.
3. If I am a cat, I would go into the laundry room to my fresh clean litter box and use that. If I were the dog, I would go out the back door into my fenced in back yard to use the potty. Then, bark at the door where I will be quickly escorted back into the nice warm house. Then, I would trot into the kitchen where the nice lady of the house would get under the kitchen sink and offer me a nice doggie biscuit, which by the way, I always take.
4. Then, it is onto the couch where I will take my first nap of the day. I will sleep until lunch time where my routine basically begins again.
5. I will repeat these steps off and on all day until bedtime where I will find that nice, warm, comfy down comforter and slip off into dream land where I will chase a mouse or a rabbit until I wake up again and begin with step number one. ;)
This picture is my two furry babies asleep on the over sized chair. I found both of them like this today. They lead a really "ruff" life.
To bad I don't believe in reincarnation. But I'm just saying....if I did....I would be one of these guys. ;)
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